I don't want it unless it's BRAND NEW!

It's not every day that a new blog gets started! Well, probably millions of blogs pop up every day... but forget about those, this one will actually be good! If you want to know what's hot in music, this is where you should look first. I'll be using my superb taste and unsurpassed intellect to let everyone know what's worth your time. Trust me, it'll be great. Just you wait and see.